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Anonymous asked: Headcacon where Steve/Bucky woo Tony? :)

bootycap:

let’s be real here, there’s more wooing on steve’s end than on bucky’s end. bucky’s idea is basically to say something like, ‘hey the three of us should fuck sometime’ and leave it at that and let things evolve as they will

steve thinks that tony deserves more than that. so bucky begrudgingly goes along with his plans and there’s a lot of cheesy stuff involved including an unfortunate incident with flowers (they weren’t aware of tony’s literal allergy to a specific kind) and one awkward attempt at dinner in a swanky place steve knows tony goes to.

fortunately after that little disaster they all get back to the tower and bucky invites them up to tony’s penthouse for a drink and when the inevitable awkward silence overcomes the room tony’s just like

"you don’t have to butter me up, if you guys want a threesome consider me a sure thing."

bucky’s head swivels to look at steve. “what the fuck did i tell you, rogers?”

and steve just kind of shrugs and says something about how they aren’t looking for  just a threesome and that tony deserves to be ‘buttered up’ a little bit and tony just laughs

"how about we start with the threesome and just see where it goes."

steve manages to preemptively tell bucky to shut up but after that there’s not a whole lot of conversation anyway.

not unless you count ‘oh, god’ and ‘right there’ and ‘fuck yes’ as conversation.

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