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ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

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okay but consider these

  • 'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'
  • met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
  • waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
  • 3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
  • it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
  • 'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there'
  • eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
  • well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
  • 'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late'
  • 'wait, have we met before?' 'no, i think i wouldve remembered' just in any context just do it okay
  • ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au

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  • nervous flyer and random seat mate AU
  • cyclist saves pedestrian who wandered onto the bike path AU
  • optometrist and patient AU
  • met in the veterinarian’s waiting room AU
  • your voice sounds just like my phone sex operator’s voice AU
  • met on an embarrassing singles cruise AU
  • fender bender AU
  • seated together at a family-style restaurant and everyone thinks they’re a couple already AU
  • took your suitcase from the airport baggage claim on accident AU
  • met at a family reunion but not related to each other AU
  • studying abroad AU
  • your kid hates my kid AU
  • cutie working the drive-thru AU
  • foster parent and social worker AU
  • manager at a no-tell motel and frequent room renter AU (bonus points: assumed they’re a sex worker AU)

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